Go Hard or Get Out

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:I like both!
Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
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vodkabreadbowl:

hypercorrect:

yoncevevo:

WHEW

iconic

I don’t get mad about Chad winning over Raven, I get mad that TaMMie didn’t win.

(Source: fuckyeahdragrace, via whiskeyanddancing)

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